Stop. Grammar Time!

Yo, sound the bell! School's in

It would appear our editors have finally snapped.

Another rejected story? Have you ever thought it might be your bad breath grammar? Too scared to learn? Maybe we can change your mind!

Photos courtesy Youtube / Screenshot / Public / https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

Hit the boombox. Let’s get started.

We can't print this (4x)

Why, why, why, why?

We can’t print this

Grammar hits me so hard

Makes me say "Oh, my Lord,

Thank you for blessing me

With a mind to read and two useless degrees"

It feels good when we know your story’s down

In a super-dope press from Tiny Texas Town

And we’re known as such

And this is a book too good to not touch

But I told you, homeboy

We can't print this

Yeah, that's how we sellin', and ya know

We can't print this

Read my comments, man!

We can't print this

Yo, let me bust out the funky rules

(‘Cause as it is)

We can't print this

Fresh new voice and plots that could kill

You got it like that

Now you know you wanna write but your words? No skill

So move outta your seat

And get a red pen

And catch this beat

While your mind’s rolling

Hold on

Bone up a little; let 'em know it's going on

Like that! like that!

Read on a mission, so fall on back

Let 'em know that you're too much

And this is a book so good they can't touch

Yo, I told you

We can't print this

Why you standing there, man?

We can't print this

Yo, sound the bell; school's in, sucker

We can't print this

Use a stronger a noun and keep that rhythm

Make your verbs sweat; that's what I'm giving them

Now, they know

You talk about the grammar

When you talk about a sentence

That's hyped and tight

Readers are sweatin'

So pass them a complex compound

To learn

What it's gonna take in the Kindle to burn

The algo's legit’

Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word because, you know,

We can't print this

Don’t submit this

Break it down!

Stop. Grammar time!

"Go with the flow,” it’s said (but commas don’t make pauses)

If you can't learn this, then you probably are dead

Semicolons, put 'em down on the page

Bust a few moves

And if you gotta have fragments

Use em dashes, but be sage

This is it, for a winner

Edit like this and you’re goin’ to the printer

Now move, slide your pen

Just for a minute, let’s find words to cut

(Cut, cut, cut!)

Yeah!

We can print this

Look, man!

We can print this

Better get hyped and sign the contract, boy, 'cause you know

We can print this

Ring the bell! School's back in

Break it down!

Stop. Grammar time!

We can print this (3x)

(New story and again

My words don’t seem to work

This time here’s what I do:)

Break it down! Stop. Grammar time!

Every time we read you

Your phrasing's just so clean

You’re dope on the page

And you’re magic on that screen

Now, why would you ever

Stop doing this

With others making anthos

The algo’s just can't hit?

You'll sell around the world

From Walmart to eBay

“It’s grammar! Go, grammar! Give us grammar! Do Grammar!"

And the rest can go and play "We Can't Print This"

We can print this

You submit this

Yeah

We can print this

I told you

You submit this

Just type; we can print this

Yo, we're outta here

We can print this