WARNING: You are not allowed to enjoy this cover!
You'll get AI all over you!
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and children of all ages!
Step right up! Step right up!
SEE the book with the AI cover so DANGEROUS that it was quietly stricken from the Dragon Awards!
EXPERIENCE artwork only wrong fans are capable of appreciating!
Gaze upon the FREAKISHLY GROTESQUE figures desecrating the cover.
DARE to look within its pages at the subversive interior art!
EXPLORE the dark alleys and forbidden deals found only in the Goblin Market!
Available now on Amazon, another gutter sump of iniquity and evil! Run for your lives!
*Welcome Instapundit readers! Feel free to wander around and see what we’re about! Entertaining stories in the tradition of the great pulps of early SF!
Dragoncon... you done screwed up. I think I'm gonna buy this just for this ad alone! Man! Laughing my ass off! My doctor will be so happy I lost weight laughing at this.
This is just Cave Johnson level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6iTwVIiMM
A voiceover with background music! Truly, with such wonders, who could resist the allure of… the Verboten Anthology!