We woke up this morning to several emergency updates, the result of SOMEONE tripping over basically everything in the production office…
So, we’re filling in with a couple of entries to try and maintain the pace of production while we decipher what is supposed to be going on.
First is the book that AutoCoWrecked thought we should release:
Inspired by a Giant in children’s literature.
Before Centipede had all his legs, before James was born, there was…
The Peach Child
Yes, this volume was suggested by AutoCoWrecked on no less than three different devices, so we locked Nick Nethery in his own basement and refused to let him out until we had 30k words of unauthorized prequal HOMAGE we could use for a shameless cash grab before anyone noticed.
Next, we have the blender project of the month!
What happens when we take a wonderful idea that should actually come about eventually, the concept that Spearman Burke previously refused to edit, and a bunch of leftover stories that got shuffled like a cheap deck of cards?
You get the smash hit(?) that will soon be taking all the literary awards by storm!
It has everything1 that makes Raconteur Press great in one place!
Available for preorder for One Day Only!
And by everything, we mean a dozen sets of random pages from a gross of different, unrelated stories shuffled together in a random order that would leave even William S. Burroughs wondering what the heck we were doing.







“I hate Spampunk.” “I’ll have her Spampunk. I love it!”
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