They're Competent, and Slow!

Or: Hey, Does This Hanky Smell Like Chloroform?

On behalf of Raconteur Press, I’d like to welcome Sam Robb, Shari Robb, and Jesse Barrett to the staff.

Cheese sandwiches¹ on the left, abuse on the right, guys, step right up.

All jokes aside, thank y’all for accepting—yes, we’re growing that quickly.

Now I’m going to go breathe into a paper sack for a while.

Ian McMurtrie, CEO
Raconteur Press

1. Don’t worry, Jesse, we can’t afford real cheese, anyway.